~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[ ] You are cute
[X] You love to play
[X] You don't like getting into fights
[X] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it
[X] You have a best friend forever
[X] You love your best friend very much
[ ] You usually don't lie
[ ] You don't say bad words
[ ] Most people love you
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings (I have no siblings... XD)
[ ] You like to wish upon a star
[ ] You have a lots of stuffed animals
------TOTAL:5

~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[X] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[X] You hate the racism
[ ] Someone has said that you are hot
[ ] You are very social
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[X] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names
[ ] You can speak in another language than English
[ ] You visit social places (such as concerts, theaters, etc.) more than 1 time a week.
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[ ] You LOVE spending time in the water
------TOTAL:2

Uh... besides the first two and the last one... WTF does any of that have to do with Vaporeon?

~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[ ] You are a street kid
[X] You have been in an accident
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[X] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[ ] You have been shocked by electricity
[X] You seriously need to get a life.(True Im A Nerd XD)
[ ] People say you're too egoistic
[X] You have tried gangsta style
[X] You try to be really cool
[X] You really want someone
[x] Last thing you did before you sat down at the computer was meeting with someone.
[X] You hate something right now
------TOTAL: 8

Other than the electricity part, WTF does any of that have to do with Jolteon?

~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON
[X] You are kind of a hothead
[X] People try to calm you down
[ ] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it
[ ] You are seriously waiting for something right now (CHRISTMAS! 83)
[X] You annoy people
[ ] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[ ] You would like to have red eyes.
[X] You were born in summer or spring
[X] You can think of crazy things
[ ] You have burned something
[X] Things around you are stupid
[X] You don't like your life at the moment
----TOTAL: 7

Okay, I guess most of that was Flareon-like...

~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON
[ ] You believe in magic
[X] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you.(LOL)
[ ] You really love someone
[ ] You believe in love at first sight
[X] You haven't tried to smoke, do drugs, or drink alcohol
[ ] You are a goody-goody......
[X] ......or average
[ ]You get injured easily
[X] People don't really get you
[X] You MUST do something right now (Figure out which Eeveelution I am XD)
[ ] You are like a psychic
[ ] You have a great sight
------TOTAL: 5

Okay, I get how the magic and the psychic parts relate to Espeon, but not the rest.

~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[ ] You love the dark.
[ ] You like to wear/see/use the color black.
[ ] Glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[ ] You are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.
[X] You look out for yourself at times.
[X] You have or would like to have a Umbreon in your Pokemon games.
[ ] You are terrifyingly silent. (Not terrifyingly...)
[ ] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[ ] You have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[ ] You are somewhat of a loser.
[ ] You love to go out in the night.
[ ] You have excellent vision in dark places.
------TOTAL: 2
~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON
[ ] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons.
[X] you adore the color green.
[ ] You love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] Clean, green and pristine is your way of life.
[ ] Animals adore you and you adore them.
[ ] You are a very peaceful person.
[ ] You care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[ ] You enjoy long walks in nature or the woods. (Never had one.)
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[X] Your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
[ ] You really can't stand cold days.
[ ] People really love to be around you.
------TOTAL: 2

~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON
[ ] Winter days are your favorite seasons.
[ ] Cold weather doesn't phase you with or without a jacket.
[ ] You have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[X] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[X] You don't mind cold foods.
[ ] You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times.
[ ] You adore very much the colour white. (White is booooooooooring... XD)
[ ] You take long walks in the snow. (What is this "snow" you speak of?)
[ ] You have a cold personality.
[ ] People can't really call onto you for sympathy.
[ ] You have heard the song Cold by crossfade.
------TOTAL: 2

And so, I am a... *Insert non-existent drumroll plz here...*

A Jolteon!